1 00:00:02,302 --> 00:00:05,237 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND NICKELODEON 2 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:07,438 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org-- 3 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:24,756 [CRASH!] 4 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:38,136 WA...HA HA HA HA HA!... 5 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:12,371 THE MEGADOOMER COMBAT STEALTH MECH. 6 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:16,607 I DON'T LIKE IT! 7 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:20,011 WE DIDN'T BUILD IT SO YOU COULD LIKE IT. 8 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:22,013 THIS ONE'S GOING TO PLANET MEEKROB 9 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,748 TO HELP INVADER TENN CONQUER IT. 10 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,150 WELL, I SHOULD LIKE IT. 11 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,090 [SHOUTING] 12 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,431 MALFUNCTIONING S.I.R. UNITS. 13 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,034 HEY, THESE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS. 14 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,237 ANYONE USING THESE COULD REALLY GET HURT. 15 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,738 SEND THEM TO ZIM. 16 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:50,041 AHH! BUT THEY'LL DESTROY HIM! 17 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,143 [LAUGHTER] 18 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,115 AH, LET'S GO EAT FOOD. 19 00:02:19,405 --> 00:02:23,441 IRKEN MONSTERS CONQUER MY PEOPLE! 20 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,243 TAKE OUR PLANET, 21 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,679 FORCE US TO SHIP PACKAGES. 22 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,681 CAN I CALL MYSELF A MAN 23 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,950 IF I AM A SLAVE TO THE IRKEN MACHINE?! 24 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,719 OUR FUTURES, CRUSHED 25 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,889 LIKE SO MANY LITTLE NUBBY PACKING PEANUTS! 26 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:40,592 NO! NO, I SAY! 27 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:44,362 I MUST REBEL! I WILL...I WILL... 28 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:47,999 SWITCH THE ADDRESSES ON THESE TWO BOXES! 29 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:55,473 LET THE REVOLUTION BE-- 30 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:56,475 AHHH! 31 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,009 OK. 32 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,818 AND THEN...THEN DIB SAYS... 33 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,354 RGHHHH! IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS! 34 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,755 FILTHY SLUG! 35 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,624 MISS BITTERS CALLED ON ME! UNDERSTAND? 36 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:17,695 FILTHY SQUIRMY DIB! SQUIRMY! 37 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,265 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO ARE YOU? 38 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:24,568 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS THAT H-H-HUMAN HAS DONE TO ME ! 39 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:29,107 ME! AND...OOOGH! OOO-OOO-OOO THAT DIB! 40 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,107 [GRUNTING] 41 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:31,443 WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 42 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,944 I DON'T EVEN GO TO YOUR SCHOOL. 43 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:37,082 AND THE...OOOGH! HE MAKES ME SO MAD! 44 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,216 THE HORRIBLE, PUNY BRAIN MEAT CHILD. 45 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:41,052 WITH HIS LITTLE GLASSES AND HIS... 46 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:42,921 UGH--UGH--HEAD! 47 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:47,058 [MOCKING] MY NAME IS DIB WITH MY POINTY HAIR. 48 00:03:47,126 --> 00:03:48,893 POINTY HAIR! 49 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,462 I EAT FOOD AND HAVE STUFF. 50 00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:00,705 OH, HE WILL PAY. HOW HE WILL PAY. 51 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:04,876 WOW! 52 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,683 OH, THANK YOU, YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING MY TALLEST 53 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:14,186 AND WON'T BE FORGOTTEN WHEN I RULE THE UNIVERSE 54 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,720 THANKS TO THIS AMAZING BATTLE MECH BYE! 55 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:19,190 INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM PLANET MEEKROB. 56 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,392 IT'S HORRIBLE! 57 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,194 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! 58 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,328 AHHHHH! 59 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:26,631 [SCREAMING] 60 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,243 [GIR HUMS AND GIGGLES] 61 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,147 THE MEGADOOMER, GIR! 62 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:45,149 THE MOST POWERFUL STEALTH ROBOT 63 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,018 IN THE IRKEN MILITARY. 64 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,754 ENGINEERED BY CONQUERED VORT SCIENTISTS, ACTUALLY. 65 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:50,888 THEY'RE FILTHY. 66 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,292 AH! IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS. 67 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,961 YES, CHICKEN LEGS. 68 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,964 IT ALSO POSSESSES A NEW GENERATION 69 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:00,899 DISTORTION CLOAKING SYSTEM. 70 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,267 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 71 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:05,737 OOOOOOOO-AHHH! 72 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,872 THAT MEANS IT TURNS INVISIBLE. 73 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,808 I HAD NO IDEA. 74 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:16,748 IT'S A BIT MUCH, BUT I WILL USE THIS TO ANNIHILATE THE DIB. 75 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,949 I CAN'T WAIT. I'M FLOATIN'. 76 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,487 HEY! HEY! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS THING? 77 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,056 AWWWW... 78 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:26,691 NO BATTERIES?! 79 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,159 WE'LL HAVE TO IMPROVISE. 80 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:34,532 Megadoomer computer: CLOAKING DEVICE ACTIVATED. 81 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,134 I CAN STILL SEE YOU. 82 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:43,675 SILENCE! MY VICTORY... BEGINS...NOW! 83 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:46,778 MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 84 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,114 AH-HA-HA-HA-HA! 85 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,116 HA...HA Ha ha ha. 86 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:02,760 HA HA HA HA HA HA. 87 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,165 CAREFUL WITH THAT POWER CORD. 88 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,668 NOW I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME, GIR, 89 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,569 BECAUSE THE CLOAKING DEVICE IS ON. 90 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,771 JUST FOLLOW THE SOUND OF THE STOMPING. 91 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:23,748 THE DIB PIG WON'T SEE THIS ONE COMING. 92 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:27,084 MWA-A-A--[COUGHING] 93 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,819 MUWAHHHHH! 94 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,971 LOOK AT THEIR SCARED FACES. 95 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:50,141 THEY HEAR THE TERROR, BUT THEY SEE NOTHING! 96 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,442 FOOLS! 97 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,146 Megadoomer computer: POWERING DOWN. 98 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,417 GIR? WHAT HAPPENED? 99 00:06:59,486 --> 00:07:02,053 THE PLUG THING. IT'S NOT PLUGGED. 100 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,488 ANOTHER OUTLET! QUICKLY! 101 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,090 [SQUEALING] 102 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:20,971 [SQUEALING] 103 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,875 ONWARD TO VENGEANCE! 104 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,910 [TIRES SQUEAL] 105 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,712 [SIREN WAILS] 106 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,986 [BRAKES SCREECH] 107 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:38,356 Gir: WAAAAAAAAAH! 108 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,231 GIR! OUTLET! BEFORE WE'RE NOTICED. 109 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,400 WHA-HAAA! 110 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,908 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY, SIRRRRR, 111 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,777 WAS THAT HE WAS LIKE NO MAN I'VE EVER SEEN. 112 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,251 [SQUEALING] 113 00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:11,122 WHAT HE SAY? 114 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,558 HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY! 115 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:18,996 HEY! HEY! HEY! 116 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:22,166 MOVE IT! HEY! HEY! 117 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,301 YOU INVOKE MY WRATH? 118 00:08:24,771 --> 00:08:26,771 VICTORY FOR ZIM! 119 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,942 MY ROBOT HITS YOURS WITH SWARMERS. 120 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,711 I COUNTER WITH THE WAVE PULSE. 121 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,082 I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! 122 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,920 Zim: MORE POWER! 123 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:45,657 GIVE ME MORE POWER! 124 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:52,697 [GIGGLING] 125 00:08:54,334 --> 00:09:04,742 [STOMPING] 126 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:15,653 Zim: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE END, DIB! 127 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:20,324 I'VE PUT UP WITH YOU LONG ENOUGH, DIB! 128 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:24,629 NOW, FIGHT AN ENEMY YOU CANNOT SEE! 129 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,164 YOU'RE RIGHT THERE. 130 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,431 WHAT? 131 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,433 THERE. YOUR MIGHTY IRKEN CLOAKING DEVICE 132 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,636 CLOAKS THE ROBOT, BUT NOT YOU. 133 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:35,974 LIES! NOW BEHOLD THE DOOMCANNON! 134 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,442 I CAN'T. IT'S INVISIBLE. 135 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:39,977 BUT YOU CAN SEE ME? 136 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:41,246 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 137 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,047 OH, THAT'S STUPID! 138 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,548 REALLY STUPID. 139 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,784 YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME?! 140 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:49,653 PREPARE TO MEET YOUR HORRIBLE DOOM! 141 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,392 Megadoomer computer: WARNING. POWER DRAW CRITICAL. 142 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:02,366 CHICKEN. HEE HEE. I'M GONNA EAT YOU. 143 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,068 WOW! 144 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:08,506 POWER EMERGENCY! GIR! POWER EMERGENCY! 145 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,506 CROP CIRCLES MAGAZINE'S 146 00:10:09,575 --> 00:10:11,309 GONNA PUT ME ON THE FRONT COVER. 147 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,844 SOMEBODY, TAKE ONE WITH ME STANDING NEXT TO IT. 148 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,151 OH, YOU. YOU LOOK SO CUTE. 149 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,719 NO, GIR, NO! SECURITY... 150 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,657 COMPROMISED. MUST SELF-DESTRUCT. 151 00:10:26,726 --> 00:10:31,462 Computer: 5...4...3...2...1... 152 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:39,670 VICTORY! 153 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,305 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, VICTORY? 154 00:10:41,373 --> 00:10:43,708 YOUR ROBOT EXPLODED AND YOU DIDN'T DESTROY ME. 155 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,509 IT WAS A TRICK! YES! 156 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:49,046 EH...MY PLAN WAS TO STEAL THIS CAMERA FROM YOU, 157 00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,415 SO THAT YOU COULDN'T SHOW THESE PICTURES. HAH! 158 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,653 GIVE IT BACK. COME ON. 159 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,155 NO. UH-UH. NO WAY. UH-UH. 160 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,191 VICTORY FOR EARTH! 161 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:01,926 YOU HAD THE LENS CAP ON. 162 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,562 I DID NOT. I-- ARRRGH! 163 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,699 VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIM! 164 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:13,604 WELL, I LIKED THAT CAMERA, 165 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,673 BUT I GUESS THIS IS A VICTORY FOR ME. 166 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,775 YEAH. OR SOMETHING. 167 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,377 I'M GOING BACK TO BED. 168 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:20,945 Zim: I AM ZIM! 169 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,918 AUTOMATED SIGNAL FROM THE MEGADOOMER, SIR. 170 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,621 IT SELF-DESTRUCTED. 171 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,155 WITH ZIM IN IT? 172 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:34,358 PROBABLY NOT. PROBABLY NOT. 173 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,495 MUAHHHHHHH! 174 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,597 THEY'VE EATEN EVERYTHING! 175 00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,399 WE'RE ALL DOOMED!